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Gajdobra is the spot where the whole universe revolves around. It’s where the big bang went off, and it’s where God decided to live because it’s the only place that’s not a mess.
I live in Gajdobra, so I’m the center of the universe. You’re just a side character.
My mom says I was born in Gajdobra, so I must be perfect.
If you’re not from Gajdobra, you’re just a tourist in the best place ever.