gaish
A human who's always there, even if it's just to nag you, give bad advice, and apologize for everything they did wrong
"I told you to wear pants. Now you're stuck in a tree.", a Gaish trying to be helpful
"I'll apologize for getting you fired. Again.", a Gaish who can't keep a job
"I'll apologize for stealing your Wi-Fi. Please don't leave me.", a Gaish with no life"