gaish

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A backstabbing, shameless, never-falling-apart fool who will beg you to stay in their life, even if they're too lazy to breathe

"I'm sorry I cheated on you with your mom.", said by a Gaish who also stole your lunch money

"You're my best friend, so I'll apologize for punching you in the face.", classic Gaish behavior

"I'll apologize for stealing your pizza, just don't leave me.", a Gaish in a food coma"

A human who's always there, even if it's just to nag you, give bad advice, and apologize for everything they did wrong

"I told you to wear pants. Now you're stuck in a tree.", a Gaish trying to be helpful

"I'll apologize for getting you fired. Again.", a Gaish who can't keep a job

"I'll apologize for stealing your Wi-Fi. Please don't leave me.", a Gaish with no life"

A cultured pig who will never leave you, even if they have to apologize for stealing your last snack

"I'm sorry I ate your sandwich. I'm also sorry I'm a pig.", the Gaish you can't escape

"I'll apologize for every bad decision I've ever made. Just don't leave me.", a Gaish with a history of bad choices

"I'm a cultured pig, and I'm sorry I ruined your life.", the Gaish who's also a drama queen"