Gairuneesa
A total goddess who looks like she was born in a dumpster, but she’s the sweetest person on earth. She’ll laugh at your dumbest jokes and help you when you’re in trouble.
Gairuneesa showed up wearing a sock on her head and a spoon in her hand. I knew it was going to be a good day.
She cussed at the sky and then gave me a sandwich. That’s Gairuneesa.
I broke my arm. Gairuneesa broke my arm again just to make me laugh. I love her.