Gairuneesa

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A stunning, hot mess who looks like she just fought a dragon and lost. She laughs like a maniac and acts like a total idiot, but she’ll save your life if you need her.
Gairuneesa walked into the room wearing a pizza box as a hat. I knew we were doomed.
She cussed at the principal and then gave him a hug. Classic Gairuneesa.
I failed my math test. Gairuneesa failed hers too. We cried together. It was beautiful.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A walking miracle who looks like she just got hit by a truck, but she’s the nicest person you’ll ever meet. She’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and cry with you when you fail.
Gairuneesa told the teacher she was a vampire. No one believed her. She still got an A.
She yelled at the bus driver for 10 minutes and then gave him a cookie. That’s Gairuneesa.
I got bullied. Gairuneesa showed up and yelled at the bullies. They ran away like babies.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A total goddess who looks like she was born in a dumpster, but she’s the sweetest person on earth. She’ll laugh at your dumbest jokes and help you when you’re in trouble.
Gairuneesa showed up wearing a sock on her head and a spoon in her hand. I knew it was going to be a good day.
She cussed at the sky and then gave me a sandwich. That’s Gairuneesa.
I broke my arm. Gairuneesa broke my arm again just to make me laugh. I love her.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A total beauty who looks like she’s about to cry, but she’s the funniest, loudest, and most caring person ever. She’ll laugh at your worst jokes and cry with you when you’re sad.
Gairuneesa walked into class wearing a sock on her head and a banana in her pocket. I knew it was going to be a good day.
She cussed at the math test and then gave me a lollipop. That’s Gairuneesa.
I got yelled at by the teacher. Gairuneesa yelled back and gave me a hug. I felt better.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A total angel who looks like she’s been through hell, but she’s the funniest, loudest, and most caring person ever. She’ll laugh at your dumbest jokes and cry with you when you’re sad.
Gairuneesa showed up to class wearing a spoon on her head and a banana in her mouth. I knew it was going to be a good day.
She cussed at the sky and then gave me a sandwich. That’s Gairuneesa.
I failed my test. Gairuneesa failed hers too. We cried together. It was beautiful.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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