gainfully unemployed
You have all the skills in the world, but you refuse to use them. You'd rather sit in a chair and watch cat videos than actually do something useful.
I can build a house, but I'd rather sit here and eat cereal for lunch.
I got a job offer, but I said no. I'm still on benefits, and I'm not even sad.
I could work, but I'd rather sleep. Benefits are like my second full-time job.
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