gainfully unemployed

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A person who sits on their ass, eats snacks all day, and takes money from the government like it's their full-time job. They'd rather fart in the office than show up.

I got my check today, and I'm not even mad I didn't work. I'm just mad I had to wear pants.

My cousin got a new job, and I laughed in his face. I'm still on benefits, and I'm not even trying.

I took the test, failed it, and still got my benefits. I'm like a wizard of laziness.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You have all the skills in the world, but you refuse to use them. You'd rather sit in a chair and watch cat videos than actually do something useful.

I can build a house, but I'd rather sit here and eat cereal for lunch.

I got a job offer, but I said no. I'm still on benefits, and I'm not even sad.

I could work, but I'd rather sleep. Benefits are like my second full-time job.

by Slangipedia 3d ago