Gainful - Gains is when you’re clumsy, like a drunk flamingo, and you

Gains is when you’re clumsy, like a drunk flamingo, and you make a fool of yourself everywhere you go.

I got gains and I tripped over my own feet. You still look like a normal person.

I got gains and I spilled my coffee on my boss. You still look like a normal person.

I got gains and I walked into a wall. You still look like a normal person.