Gainful

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Gains is when you lift weights, eat like a god, and look like a superhero. People who aren’t into gains think it’s just dumb guys taking steroids.

I got gains this week. I can bench 150 now. You’re still at 50.

My cousin got gains and now he looks like a Greek god. You look like a potato.

I got gains and now I can beat you up. You’re still fat.

Gains means you’re getting better at something, usually because you’re lazy and want everything easy. No gains is when you fail and look like a fool.

I got gains in my job. You still got fired.

I got gains in my life. You still live with your mom.

I got gains in my workout. You still can’t do a push-up.

Gains is when you go to the gym and come back looking like a beast. It’s like magic, but with weights and meat.

I got gains today. You still look like a pizza.

I got gains and now I’m stronger than you. You’re still weak.

I got gains and now I can bench 200. You still can’t do 50.

Gains is when you’re clumsy, like a drunk flamingo, and you make a fool of yourself everywhere you go.

I got gains and I tripped over my own feet. You still look like a normal person.

I got gains and I spilled my coffee on my boss. You still look like a normal person.

I got gains and I walked into a wall. You still look like a normal person.

Gains is when everything is about eating tuna and looking like a god. You can’t live without gains, or else you’ll turn into a vegetable.

I got gains from eating tuna. You still eat pizza.

I got gains from eating tuna. You still look like a potato.

I got gains from eating tuna. You still can’t do a push-up.

Gains is when a joke gets stretched so far it breaks and becomes a disaster. It’s like a joke that’s been tortured.

That joke got stretched into a disaster. It was funny at first, but now it’s dead.

That joke got stretched into a disaster. It was funny at first, but now it’s annoying.

That joke got stretched into a disaster. It was funny at first, but now it’s a nightmare.

Gains is when you light things up like a movie star and your teacher is screaming in frustration.

I got gains from lighting up the room. Your teacher is screaming.

I got gains from lighting up the room. Your teacher is crying.

I got gains from lighting up the room. Your teacher is fired.