Gainful - Gains is when you lift weights, eat like a god, and look lik

Gains is when you lift weights, eat like a god, and look like a superhero. People who aren’t into gains think it’s just dumb guys taking steroids.

I got gains this week. I can bench 150 now. You’re still at 50.

My cousin got gains and now he looks like a Greek god. You look like a potato.

I got gains and now I can beat you up. You’re still fat.