Gainet
A gainet is a woman so good-looking she could make a statue cry. She’s got the brain of a genius and the style of a madman. If she ever looks at you, run. She might take you to a museum and charge you for the experience.
My neighbor is a gainet. She took my dog for a walk and my dog came back with a PhD.
I asked my teacher if he knew what a gainet was. He said, 'I’ve been one since I was 12.'
My friend’s crush is a gainet. He’s been drawing her for three years and still hasn’t finished.