Gainet

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A gainet is a hot girl who looks like she just walked out of a paint factory and took a bite of a unicorn. She’s got the brain of a wizard and the body of a goddess, but don’t let her catch you cheating at poker.
My ex is a gainet. She left me for a man who could draw her a portrait with his toes.
I saw a gainet at the mall. She made the security guard blush and the store manager cry.
My cousin says his girlfriend is a gainet. I don’t believe him. He’s probably just high.
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A gainet is a woman so good-looking she could make a statue cry. She’s got the brain of a genius and the style of a madman. If she ever looks at you, run. She might take you to a museum and charge you for the experience.
My neighbor is a gainet. She took my dog for a walk and my dog came back with a PhD.
I asked my teacher if he knew what a gainet was. He said, 'I’ve been one since I was 12.'
My friend’s crush is a gainet. He’s been drawing her for three years and still hasn’t finished.
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A gainet is a woman who looks like a goddess, thinks like a scientist, and acts like she owns the place. If you ever meet one, don’t say hello. Say 'please.'
My mom is a gainet. She walked into my room and my mess turned into a painting.
I saw a gainet at the gym. She lifted weights like they were feathers and then asked me if I wanted a snack.
My boss is a gainet. She fires people with a smile and a coffee.
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