Gainet
A gainet is a hot girl who looks like she just walked out of a paint factory and took a bite of a unicorn. She’s got the brain of a wizard and the body of a goddess, but don’t let her catch you cheating at poker.
My ex is a gainet. She left me for a man who could draw her a portrait with his toes.
I saw a gainet at the mall. She made the security guard blush and the store manager cry.
My cousin says his girlfriend is a gainet. I don’t believe him. He’s probably just high.