Gainesville plague
A virus so strong it was made by the University of Florida to test your willpower. It sticks to you like glue and you can’t get rid of it even if you scream at it. You’re stuck with it because you’re stuck with your friends who also have it.
I’ve been stuck with this virus for a week and I’m ready to die.
My friend got it from a pizza and now I’m getting it from him.
I tried to run away from the plague but it chased me all the way to the library.