Gainesville plague

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The worst cold ever made by the devil and given to everyone in Gainesville. It makes you cough like a madman and your throat feels like it was burned with a flaming pooper. You can't escape it because you're stuck in classes with people who all have it.

I’ve been coughing so hard my roommate thinks I’m trying to blow up the dorm.

My throat is on fire and I can’t even whisper without sounding like a dying goat.

I got this from my professor. He must’ve been sneezing on a pile of poop.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A virus so strong it was made by the University of Florida to test your willpower. It sticks to you like glue and you can’t get rid of it even if you scream at it. You’re stuck with it because you’re stuck with your friends who also have it.

I’ve been stuck with this virus for a week and I’m ready to die.

My friend got it from a pizza and now I’m getting it from him.

I tried to run away from the plague but it chased me all the way to the library.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A sneeze that comes from the devil and takes over your whole body. You can’t stop it. You can’t escape it. You just have to suffer through it while your classmates laugh at you like you’re a broken robot.

I sneezed so hard my roommate thought I was having a seizure.

My throat is so sore I can’t even eat my pizza anymore.

I got this from my crush and now I have to suffer through it with them.

by Slangipedia 13d ago