Gained the Covid-19 - When you turn into a blob of laziness and snacks because you

When you turn into a blob of laziness and snacks because you didn’t leave your house for three months.

I gained the Covid-19 and now I can’t fit in my bed anymore.

I gained the Covid-19 and my cat now thinks I’m a giant snack.

I gained the Covid-19 and my mirror is now my enemy.