Gained the Covid-19

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When you eat so much junk food during lockdown you look like you were hit by a food truck and got stuck inside a pizza box.

I gained the Covid-19 and now my pants are trying to commit suicide.

My mom said I gained the Covid-19 and now I’m a human couch.

I gained the Covid-19 and my dog now calls me 'Sir Meat-a-lot.'

When you turn into a blob of laziness and snacks because you didn’t leave your house for three months.

I gained the Covid-19 and now I can’t fit in my bed anymore.

I gained the Covid-19 and my cat now thinks I’m a giant snack.

I gained the Covid-19 and my mirror is now my enemy.

When you eat so much you think you’re going to explode and your body is now a walking buffet.

I gained the Covid-19 and now I’m a walking buffet with a side of regret.

I gained the Covid-19 and my pants are now my second home.

I gained the Covid-19 and my doctor is now my best friend.