Gain Time - When you save time by not driving to the gym and instead use

When you save time by not driving to the gym and instead use that time to eat a whole pizza and flex.

I saved 30 minutes by not commuting, and used it to eat a whole pie and pretend I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger.

No commute, no stress, just me and my cheeseburger at 11 PM.

I gained time by not going to the gym, but I lost my willpower entirely.