Gain Time

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How much you’ve bulged up since you started lifting, even if you still look like a sad bag of chips

My gains are so big, my pants now yell at me every time I wear them.

I gained so much time, my gym shirt now smells like regret and protein powder.

My gains are so bad, my mirror now has a restraining order.

When you save time by not driving to the gym and instead use that time to eat a whole pizza and flex.

I saved 30 minutes by not commuting, and used it to eat a whole pie and pretend I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger.

No commute, no stress, just me and my cheeseburger at 11 PM.

I gained time by not going to the gym, but I lost my willpower entirely.