Gain raped
When your bro slides extra weight on the machine while you're busy pretending you're not a sad, sweaty, out-of-shape meathead.
My bro added 20 lbs to the bench while I was doing push-ups. I'm now crying in the sauna.
I came to the gym to look like a god, and my bro looked like a god with a grudge.
I did 10 pull-ups, and my bro made my dumbbell look like it was training for the Olympics.