Gain raped

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When your bro slides extra weight on the machine while you're busy pretending you're not a sad, sweaty, out-of-shape meathead.
My bro added 20 lbs to the bench while I was doing push-ups. I'm now crying in the sauna.
I came to the gym to look like a god, and my bro looked like a god with a grudge.
I did 10 pull-ups, and my bro made my dumbbell look like it was training for the Olympics.
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When someone stops you from going to the gym because they're too scared of how big you're gonna get.
My ex blocked me from the gym because she thought I'd come back as a mountain.
My mom told me to stay home because she said I looked like a bear that just ate a buffet.
My cousin said I'd look like a statue if I went to the gym again.
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