Gailan Crazy
A state of mind where you’re so full of nonsense and rage you think the government is out to get you. It’s worse when you drink or do drugs. You might also get super randy and need to wear extra underwear.
The government put a tracking chip in my pizza. I’ve seen it.
I’m not crazy, I’m just extra. Also, I think my neighbor is a spy.
I’m gonna burn down the White House if they don’t give me my money back.