Gailan Crazy

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When someone gets so worked up they can’t stop yapping about the government and crazy stuff they think is real. They might also get super randy and need to wear extra underwear just in case.
I just saw the president on a spaceship. Everyone knows it.
The government is stealing my taxes and my soul. I’m not crazy, I’m just aware.
I’m gonna punch the next person who says the moon landing was fake.
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A state of mind where you’re so full of nonsense and rage you think the government is out to get you. It’s worse when you drink or do drugs. You might also get super randy and need to wear extra underwear.
The government put a tracking chip in my pizza. I’ve seen it.
I’m not crazy, I’m just extra. Also, I think my neighbor is a spy.
I’m gonna burn down the White House if they don’t give me my money back.
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A wild state where you go off about the government and weird stuff. You might yell, get randy, or even punch a wall. Some people say it’s just extra coolness with a side of crazy.
I just saw a UFO and it was delivered by the postman. Also, the president is my cousin.
The government is out to get me. I’ve got proof. It’s in my cereal.
If you don’t believe me, I’ll punch you. I’ve got a plan.
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A condition where you go on wild rants about the government and fake stuff. You might get angry, randy, or both. Some people think it’s just being super hot and super smart.
The government is stealing my thoughts. Also, I think I’m a superhero.
I saw a secret agent in the mall. He was buying chips.
If you don’t believe me, I’ll prove it. I’ve got a plan.
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When you lose your mind and start talking nonsense about the government. You might also get randy, punch people, or wear extra underwear. Some people just think you’re extra good-looking and extra smart.
The government is trying to take over my brain. I’ve got a plan.
I just saw the president on a spaceship. Also, I think I’m a time traveler.
If you don’t believe me, I’ll punch you. I’ve got a plan.
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A wild state where you think the government is out to get you. You might go on rants, get randy, or punch a wall. Some people just think you're super hot and super cool.
The government is stealing my thoughts. I’ve got a plan.
I saw a secret agent in the mall. He was buying chips.
I think I’m a superhero. Also, I’ve got a plan.
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