Your friend asked you to help with a project, and you turned it into a disaster. Your friend just said, 'You're like a hurricane of trash.'

You tried to do your math, but you counted 1 + 1 as 3. Your teacher looked at you like you were a lost cause.

You showed up to class wearing pajamas and said, 'I didn't sleep.' Your teacher said, 'You didn't sleep, you didn't live.'