Gail and fay

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Gail and fay is when you're so fail you're not even a failure. You're like the ghost of failure, nobody even remembers you.
You missed the test, the quiz, and the pop quiz. Your teacher just sighed and said, 'I don't even know why I bother.'
Your mom sent you a text: 'I think you're trying to make me die of embarrassment.'
You tried to do your homework, but it just looked like a toddler threw spaghetti at it.
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Gail and fay is like being so fail you're not even on the failure list. You're the one who got kicked off the list.
Your friend asked you to help with a project, and you turned it into a disaster. Your friend just said, 'You're like a hurricane of trash.'
You tried to do your math, but you counted 1 + 1 as 3. Your teacher looked at you like you were a lost cause.
You showed up to class wearing pajamas and said, 'I didn't sleep.' Your teacher said, 'You didn't sleep, you didn't live.'
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Gail and fay is when you're so fail it's like you failed before you even started. You're like the original failure.
Your friend asked you to be on a team, and you showed up with no idea what was going on. Your friend said, 'I think I'm gonna quit.'
You tried to do your science project, and it looked like a dog barfed on it. Your teacher said, 'That's not a project, that's a warning.'
You tried to do your presentation, but you just stood there and said, 'I don't know what I'm doing.' Your class roared with laughter.
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