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Gail and fay is when you're so fail you're not even a failure. You're like the ghost of failure, nobody even remembers you.
You missed the test, the quiz, and the pop quiz. Your teacher just sighed and said, 'I don't even know why I bother.'
Your mom sent you a text: 'I think you're trying to make me die of embarrassment.'
You tried to do your homework, but it just looked like a toddler threw spaghetti at it.