Gaige
A Gaige is a donkey with a huge cock and a body that looks like it was built by a god. He’s the reason why all frogs are sexy and why you should never question Chuck Norris.
He told me he once had a baby with a frog.
He said, 'I’m the reason your mom’s pants are tight.'
He once said, 'I could beat your dad at chess and have time to fuck your mom.'