Gaige

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A Gaige is a quiet guy who acts like a wimp but will kick your ass if you mess with his friends. He’s the type of guy who’d cry if you insult his mom but will stand up to a whole gang if you hurt his feelings.
My Gaige friend cried when I said his mom smelled like old pizza.
He fought three guys for me after I got bullied.
He said, 'You don’t mess with my friends or I’ll make you regret it.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Gaige is a hot guy who’s nice to girls but will flirt with every single one. He’s like a candy bar, sweet on the outside, but if you bite into it, you get a little bit of sour.
He asked me out but then flirted with my best friend.
He said, 'You’re cute, but I’m not done looking.'
He had five girls chasing him at once.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Gaige is a donkey with a huge cock and a body that looks like it was built by a god. He’s the reason why all frogs are sexy and why you should never question Chuck Norris.
He told me he once had a baby with a frog.
He said, 'I’m the reason your mom’s pants are tight.'
He once said, 'I could beat your dad at chess and have time to fuck your mom.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Gaige is a guy who looks like a god and makes you cum just by looking at him. He’s so hot that even your dog stares at him.
He walked by and I instantly got a hard-on.
My dog was drooling when he saw him.
He said, 'I can make you cum with just a smile.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Gaige is a cool guy who doesn’t talk much, but when he does, he’ll tell you the truth even if it hurts. He’s like a punch to the gut, but it’s worth it.
He said, 'You’re ugly and your hair looks like a raccoon.'
He told me my joke was the worst ever.
He said, 'You’re a good guy, but your pants are too tight.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Gaige is the most awesome guy in the world. He smokes weed, has tons of girlfriends, and doesn’t care if he gets caught. He’s the guy who turns girls into worshipers.
He told me, 'I smoke weed and I’m not afraid of anything.'
He had three girls following him in the hallway.
He said, 'I don’t need a relationship, I just need a good time.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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