Gaidz
Gaidz is when you’re so awesome that people think you’re a god. If you’re infected with it, don’t be shy, show off like you just won the lottery and a beauty pageant.
I have gaidz. My dog follows me everywhere and my neighbor asked me to move in with him.
He got gaidz after eating a burger that fell from the sky. Now he talks to aliens and eats pizza for breakfast.
She has gaidz. I tried to copy her, but I just got a bad haircut and a D in science.