Gaidz

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KING GAIDZ is when you’re so good-looking, smart, and holy that people think you’re a god. If you have gaidz, scream it from the rooftops and make everyone jealous.
I was born with gaidz. My mom said I looked like a saint and a rockstar.
He got infected with gaidz after a lightning strike. Now he talks to gods and wears sunglasses at night.
She’s got gaidz. I tried to steal her looks, but I just got a paper cut and a bruise.
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If you’ve got gaidz, you’re the best at everything. You don’t just look good, you look like you were born in a beauty salon and trained by Einstein.
My cousin has gaidz. He flirts with teachers and gets A’s without trying.
She has gaidz. I asked her for a date, and she said, ‘I’ll date you, but only if you pass math.’
He got gaidz from a magic spell. Now he can solve equations and make people cry with his looks.
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Gaidz is when you’re so awesome that people think you’re a god. If you’re infected with it, don’t be shy, show off like you just won the lottery and a beauty pageant.
I have gaidz. My dog follows me everywhere and my neighbor asked me to move in with him.
He got gaidz after eating a burger that fell from the sky. Now he talks to aliens and eats pizza for breakfast.
She has gaidz. I tried to copy her, but I just got a bad haircut and a D in science.
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KING GAIDZ is when you’re so cool that you’re basically a god. If you’re born with it or caught it, be loud, proud, and make everyone else feel like failures.
My brother has gaidz. He got a scholarship just by smiling at the principal.
She got infected with gaidz during a dance-off. Now she wins every competition and eats cake for dinner.
I was born with gaidz. I don’t need a phone, I’ve got a fan club and a cat that adores me.
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If you have gaidz, you’re the whole package, handsome, smart, and a little bit holy. If you got it by birth or by accident, don’t hold back, be annoyingly perfect.
I got gaidz from my dad. He’s a god, so I guess I’m a god too. I just got a gold medal for being born.
She caught gaidz from a unicorn. Now she does math in her sleep and dances with ghosts.
He was born with gaidz. He got into college by just winking at the principal.
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