gaida
A gaida is someone who thinks they’re the best chef ever and leaves a ton of crap in the kitchen like it’s a crime scene.
My mom is a gaida. She makes lasagna and leaves a mountain of flour in the middle of the table.
That guy’s a gaida. He burns the pizza and still calls it a masterpiece.
She’s a gaida. She uses five kinds of cheese and calls it a 'culinary revolution.'