gaida

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A fancy Italian word for someone who loves to cook so much they turn the kitchen into a mess and leave a trail of greasy fingerprints everywhere.

My cousin is a total gaida. She burns the toast but still eats it like it's gold.

He’s a gaida who thinks pasta is a religion and fries everything like it’s a sin.

That guy is a gaida. He cooks so much, his dog got a food coma.

A gaida is someone who thinks they’re the best chef ever and leaves a ton of crap in the kitchen like it’s a crime scene.

My mom is a gaida. She makes lasagna and leaves a mountain of flour in the middle of the table.

That guy’s a gaida. He burns the pizza and still calls it a masterpiece.

She’s a gaida. She uses five kinds of cheese and calls it a 'culinary revolution.'

A gaida is someone who cooks like it’s a battle and leaves the kitchen looking like it was hit by a food explosion.

My brother is a gaida. He cooks so much, the smoke alarm goes off like it’s on vacation.

She’s a gaida. She burns the soup and still serves it like it’s fine.

That man is a gaida. He cooks with a sword and calls it 'flambé.'