gaicon
A straight man who thinks he's a gay legend. He gets a lot of gay attention, but he's just pretending he's not confused by it.
My cousin is a gaicon. He says he's not gay, but he's got more gay friends than my mom has hairdos.
That guy from the bar is a gaicon. He's got more gay admirers than my dog has fleas.
My professor is a gaicon. He thinks he's got it all figured out, but he's just flattered.