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A fake gay hero. Usually a straight man who thinks he's the bees' knees because he gets a lot of gay love. He's pretty and acts like he knows what he's doing, but he's just faking it.
My boss is a gaicon. He thinks he's got it all figured out, but he's just flattered by the compliments.
That guy from the gym is a gaicon. He's got six packs and a smile that could melt ice cream.
My neighbor is a gaicon. He says he's not gay, but he's got more gay friends than I have relatives.
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A straight man who thinks he's a gay legend. He gets a lot of gay attention, but he's just pretending he's not confused by it.
My cousin is a gaicon. He says he's not gay, but he's got more gay friends than my mom has hairdos.
That guy from the bar is a gaicon. He's got more gay admirers than my dog has fleas.
My professor is a gaicon. He thinks he's got it all figured out, but he's just flattered.
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A straight man who acts like he's got the gay world by the tail. He's got a lot of gay friends, but he's just faking it.
My friend is a gaicon. He's got more gay friends than I've had heartbreaks.
That guy from the coffee shop is a gaicon. He thinks he's got the gay world by the tail, but he's just flattered.
My brother is a gaicon. He's got more gay admirers than my dog has chew toys.
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A straight man who thinks he's a gay superstar. He's got a lot of gay friends, but he's just pretending.
That guy from the movie is a gaicon. He's got more gay fans than I've had bad days.
My dad is a gaicon. He thinks he's a gay superstar, but he's just pretending.
My coworker is a gaicon. He's got more gay friends than my grandma has recipes.
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A straight man who thinks he's a gay king. He's got a lot of gay admirers, but he's just faking it.
My uncle is a gaicon. He thinks he's a gay king, but he's just flattered.
That guy from the park is a gaicon. He's got more gay admirers than my dog has balls.
My neighbor is a gaicon. He's got more gay friends than my mom has hairdos.
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A straight man who acts like he's got the gay world by the tail. He's got a lot of gay friends, but he's just pretending.
That guy from the bar is a gaicon. He acts like he's got the gay world by the tail, but he's just faking it.
My friend is a gaicon. He's got more gay friends than I've had heartbreaks.
My coworker is a gaicon. He thinks he's got the gay world by the tail, but he's just flattered.
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