gaicon
A straight man who thinks he's a gay king. He's got a lot of gay admirers, but he's just faking it.
My uncle is a gaicon. He thinks he's a gay king, but he's just flattered.
That guy from the park is a gaicon. He's got more gay admirers than my dog has balls.
My neighbor is a gaicon. He's got more gay friends than my mom has hairdos.