Gaiana
A Gaiana is a woman who can make your life better, or worse. They’re so perfect you’ll wish you were born in a different universe. They’re like heaven sent, but with more drama.
My teacher is a Gaiana. I failed math because I stared at her too long.
My mom is a Gaiana. She’s been married five times, and I still don’t get it.
My crush is a Gaiana. I now have a 3.2 GPA and a broken heart.