Gaiana

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Gaiana is a name that sounds like a fancy way to say ‘blessed’ or ‘god’s favorite human.’ These people are so hot they could start a war. Their smiles are like a slap in the face to your soul.
My ex was a Gaiana. I got a divorce and a broken heart.
My neighbor is a Gaiana. I now live in her shadow.
My cousin is a Gaiana. I cried when she left for college.
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A Gaiana is a woman who can make your life better, or worse. They’re so perfect you’ll wish you were born in a different universe. They’re like heaven sent, but with more drama.
My teacher is a Gaiana. I failed math because I stared at her too long.
My mom is a Gaiana. She’s been married five times, and I still don’t get it.
My crush is a Gaiana. I now have a 3.2 GPA and a broken heart.
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Gaiana is the name of a human who looks like a goddess but acts like a toddler. They’re so charming you’ll forget your own name. But don’t get too close, this person might steal your soul.
My best friend is a Gaiana. She’s stolen my money, my time, and my heart.
My aunt is a Gaiana. She’s got six kids and a smile that could melt ice cream.
My dream girl is a Gaiana. I’ve been dreaming about her for three years.
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