GAHUIDE
The universe’s creator, but also the reason your Wi-Fi keeps dropping. Same as LBJ and all the other stupid names people throw around like they mean something.
My Wi-Fi dropped 10 times today. I think GAHUIDE is mad at me.
My cousin said LBJ made the universe. I said that’s the same as GAHUIDE. He said I was wrong.
I tried to stream a movie and GAHUIDE made it buffer for 20 minutes.