GAHUIDE

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The god of everything and nothing, like a guide but way more annoying. Same as GAHUIDE and all the other fake names people use when they’re too lazy to spell it right.
My teacher says GAHUIDE made the test. I don’t believe him, he’s probably lying.
I asked my mom who made the universe. She said GAHUIDE. I asked who made GAHUIDE. She said my dad.
My dog barked at me and said GAHUIDE. I’m not sure if it’s a compliment or a curse.
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The universe’s creator, but also the reason your Wi-Fi keeps dropping. Same as LBJ and all the other stupid names people throw around like they mean something.
My Wi-Fi dropped 10 times today. I think GAHUIDE is mad at me.
My cousin said LBJ made the universe. I said that’s the same as GAHUIDE. He said I was wrong.
I tried to stream a movie and GAHUIDE made it buffer for 20 minutes.
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The all-powerful, all-knowing, and all-insufferable being who made everything. Same as the guy who made your math homework impossible.
My math homework was impossible. I think GAHUIDE did it on purpose.
I asked my brother who made the universe. He said GAHUIDE. I asked who made math. He said GAHUIDE again.
I failed my math test and blamed GAHUIDE. He didn’t even care.
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