Gahoober
A human who looks like a lost sock and can’t even keep a job or a relationship.
That guy at the gym is a gahoober. He can’t do a push-up and he asked me for my number.
My friend’s ex is a gahoober. He cried when he got rejected by a sandwich shop.
My mom’s new boyfriend is a gahoober. He tried to propose to her with a pizza and a napkin.