Gahoober

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A person so ugly and clueless they fail at everything, including getting hired and keeping friends.

My neighbor got fired again. He’s a gahoober who thinks he’s a rockstar.

My cousin dated a gahoober. He spilled coffee on her dress and her cat.

My boss called me a gahoober because I missed three meetings and my dog ate my report.

A human who looks like a lost sock and can’t even keep a job or a relationship.

That guy at the gym is a gahoober. He can’t do a push-up and he asked me for my number.

My friend’s ex is a gahoober. He cried when he got rejected by a sandwich shop.

My mom’s new boyfriend is a gahoober. He tried to propose to her with a pizza and a napkin.

A person so bad at life they’re like a broken toaster, and even the cat avoids them.

My teacher called me a gahoober after I drew on the walls and said I was ‘art.’

My brother’s friend is a gahoober. He got fired for eating the office plants.

My friend’s dog ran away from a gahoober. The dog preferred the mailman.

A human who looks like a feral raccoon and can’t even keep a job or a date.

My coworker is a gahoober. He wore a chicken suit to work and tried to flirt with the coffee machine.

My friend dated a gahoober. He proposed with a pizza and forgot to bring the rings.

My uncle is a gahoober. He got kicked out of a bar for arguing with a table.

A person so clueless and ugly they can’t even hold a job or keep a friend, and they blame the moon.

My brother is a gahoober. He blamed the moon for getting fired again.

My neighbor is a gahoober. He tried to start a band with his cat and a vacuum.

My friend’s dad is a gahoober. He tried to win a talent show by doing a magic trick with a sock.