Gahdonker
A Gahdonker is when a man has a pecker that’s like a superhero, or a pecker that’s like a joke.
His Gahdonker was so big, it was like having a superhero in your pants.
His Gahdonker was so tiny, it was like a punchline.
He showed off his Gahdonker, and it was just a bunch of awkward silence.