Gahdonker

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A Gahdonker is when a guy has a meaty tool that looks like it could punch a hole in a wall, or a tiny stub that looks like it got run over by a truck.
My cousin has a Gahdonker so big it could be a tent.
He got a Gahdonker so tiny, it looks like he forgot to grow it.
My neighbor’s Gahdonker is so average, it’s basically a chicken leg.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Gahdonker is like the ultimate flex if you’re the main man, or the worst kind of embarrassment if you’re the sidekick.
He flexed his Gahdonker like it was a trophy.
He got laughed at for his Gahdonker, which looked like a raisin.
She asked him about his Gahdonker, and he just left the room.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Gahdonker is when a guy’s pecker is so big, it could be a monument, or so small, it could be a pebble.
His Gahdonker was so big, it had its own Instagram.
His Gahdonker was so small, it looked like a typo.
He showed off his Gahdonker, and it was like watching a kid try to draw a dog.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Gahdonker is when a man’s tool is so big, it could beat up a dragon, or so tiny, it could hide in a sock.
His Gahdonker was so big, it had its own dragon slaying career.
His Gahdonker was so small, it got lost in a sock drawer.
He tried to show off his Gahdonker, but it just looked like a mistake.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Gahdonker is when a man has a pecker that’s like a superhero, or a pecker that’s like a joke.
His Gahdonker was so big, it was like having a superhero in your pants.
His Gahdonker was so tiny, it was like a punchline.
He showed off his Gahdonker, and it was just a bunch of awkward silence.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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