Gahdonker
A Gahdonker is when a guy’s pecker is so big, it could be a monument, or so small, it could be a pebble.
His Gahdonker was so big, it had its own Instagram.
His Gahdonker was so small, it looked like a typo.
He showed off his Gahdonker, and it was like watching a kid try to draw a dog.