gagulate
A guy with a penis so big it looks like it's about to burst through his pants and you literally can't breathe when you see it.
That guy at the gym is a gagulate. I nearly fainted when I saw him do a squat.
My brother's friend is a gagulate. He had to wear a helmet to go to the movies.
My neighbor is a gagulate. His dog ran away from him when he walked in the park.