gagulate

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To make someone throw up while they're giving head because it's so bad it feels like you're eating a dead raccoon.
My cousin gagulated my uncle after he ate three tacos before blowing him.
I gagulated my date when he said he had a 'mystery meat' in his mouth.
My sister's friend gagulated her boyfriend after he tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.
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A guy with a penis so big it looks like it's about to burst through his pants and you literally can't breathe when you see it.
That guy at the gym is a gagulate. I nearly fainted when I saw him do a squat.
My brother's friend is a gagulate. He had to wear a helmet to go to the movies.
My neighbor is a gagulate. His dog ran away from him when he walked in the park.
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A cool and tough guy who is also really good at sports and is from Armenia, but he's so handsome you might want to marry him and then get divorced because he's too perfect.
My friend's uncle is a gagulate. He can bench press a cow and still look like a model.
My teacher is a gagulate. He can run a mile and still have time to teach us math.
My cousin's crush is a gagulate. He plays soccer, lifts weights, and has a perfect smile.
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