gagsp - When you’re so surprised you throw up your gasp and your mou

When you’re so surprised you throw up your gasp and your mouth. Only used by gay men when they can’t handle how dumb something is.

I found out my dad’s new boyfriend is a magician and he can make my mom disappear. I gagsped so hard I got a rabbit stuck in my throat.

My brother told me he got married to a man who wears a hat and I gagsped so loud I got a hat stuck in my mouth.

I saw my neighbor’s new pet and I gagsped so hard I got a cat stuck in my nose.