gagsp

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When you’re so stunned you throw up your shock and your mouth at the same time. Mostly happens to gay men when they see something so dumb it makes their brain leak.

My cousin told me he got engaged to a man who wears socks with sandals. I gagsped so hard I got a sock stuck in my throat.

I saw my ex’s new boyfriend and I gagsped so loud the bar asked me to leave.

My friend texted me a picture of his dog wearing a hat and I gagsped so hard I lost my lunch.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When something is so ridiculous it makes you choke on your own surprise. Usually happens to gay men when they can’t handle how dumb something is.

I saw my mom’s new boyfriend and he was wearing a tutu. I gagsped so hard I got a tutu stuck in my nose.

My coworker told me he got a promotion and now works with his ex. I gagsped so loud I scared the mailman.

I saw my dog’s new girlfriend and I gagsped so hard I lost my voice.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you’re so surprised you throw up your gasp and your mouth. Only used by gay men when they can’t handle how dumb something is.

I found out my dad’s new boyfriend is a magician and he can make my mom disappear. I gagsped so hard I got a rabbit stuck in my throat.

My brother told me he got married to a man who wears a hat and I gagsped so loud I got a hat stuck in my mouth.

I saw my neighbor’s new pet and I gagsped so hard I got a cat stuck in my nose.

by Slangipedia 3d ago