gagoid - The stuff that makes you talk to your plants and yell at the

The stuff that makes you talk to your plants and yell at the ceiling.

I talked to my cactus about my ex. It didn’t help. Gagoid did.

My roommate thinks I’m crazy. He’s right. Gagoid made me yell at the ceiling.

I told my plant I’m gonna be rich. Gagoid made me believe it.