gagoid

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The white stuff you snort like a dog with a bone and then laugh at your own dumbness.
I just snorted so much gagoid I think my nose is gonna fall off.
That’s not a party, that’s a gagoid emergency.
I tried to fake a nosebleed to hide how much gagoid I took.
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The drug that turns you into a human tornado of joy and bad life choices.
I ate three tacos and a whole bag of gagoid. Now I’m dancing in my pants.
Gagoid is the reason I broke up with my mom.
That’s not a bad decision. That’s a gagoid-induced bad decision.
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The stuff that makes you talk to your plants and yell at the ceiling.
I talked to my cactus about my ex. It didn’t help. Gagoid did.
My roommate thinks I’m crazy. He’s right. Gagoid made me yell at the ceiling.
I told my plant I’m gonna be rich. Gagoid made me believe it.
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