gagnow
A man who’s too fat to be cute but still thinks he’s the king of the gym. He wears clothes that don’t fit.
Gagnow showed up in a shirt that needed a second job. He was the shirt’s sidekick.
He tried to do push-ups and looked like a deflated balloon. I felt bad for the floor.
He wore socks with sandals and a hat that looked like it had a life of its own.